HAIKU'S FROM DBJ

EVERY MONTH, DURING ONE OF OUR SHOWS, AUDIENCE MEMBERS PROVIDE TOPICS FOR HAIKUS TO BE CREATED WITHIN TEN MINUTES. THEY THEN GIVE THEIR FEEDBACK, MAKE EDITS, AND APPROVE THE HAIKUS BEFORE THEY’RE POSTED ONLINE. BELOW ARE SOME OF THE HAIKUS APPROVED BY OUR AUDIENCE.

OUR SHOWS MAY INCLUDE ADULT HUMOR, STRONG LANGUAGE, OR CONTROVERSIAL TOPICS. COMEDY IS SUBJECTIVE, AND WE INVITE YOU TO COME WITH AN OPEN MIND, ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE, AND GET READY TO LAUGH!

BROKE P*SSY

I WENT TO HER HOUSE,

AND DIDN’T FIND A WASHCLOTH,

SOAP, EVEN A HOME.

HANDICAP DISCRIMINATION

LETS BUILD UP SOME RAMPS.

TIRED OF HER COMPLAINING

SHE CAN’T TAKE THE STAIRS.

FEET (PT 1)

DON’T SUCK ON MY TOES,

JUST TAKE THE PHOTOS AND GO.

FREAKY A** PEOPLE.

FEET (PT 2)

FINE, SUCK ON MY TOES,

BUT YOU CAN’T TELL ANYONE.

I’LL OIL THEM FIRST.

TEACHING

F*CK THESE BAD A** KIDS.

ONE TRIED PUSHING ME DOWN STAIRS,

SO I PUNT KICKED EM.

SITUATIONSHIPS

YES BABE, I PULLED OUT…

(AUDIENCE DIDN’T THINK IT WAS NECESSARY TO CONTINUE)

FEMALE RAPPERS

THAT LIL KIM POSTER,

THE ONE WHERE SHE’S SPREAD EAGLE?

THAT MADE ME A MAN.

YANKEES VS. RED SOX

F*CK BOSTON RED SOX,

THE BRONX MAY HAVE THE CRACKHEADS,

BUT WE’RE CIVILIZED.

SURE

“SURE” AS A RESPONSE

MAKES ME WANT TO K*LL MYSELF,

IT’S A “ME” PROBLEM.

FAT WOMEN

CHOLESTEROL HIGH,

BOTH OF US STRUGGLING NOW.

GET OFF ME, FAT B*TCH!